Remember when I mentioned that ‘getting heat exhaustion’ is one of the Things I Generally Don’t Recommend?
We can add “stomach flu,” “gastroenteritis,” and “dehydration” to that.
Right now I’m crunching on dry udon noodles. It’s the closest thing I have to having saltine crackers, one of the few things that is safe for me to eat right now. (I’m also allowed plain potatoes, plain rice, plain low-fiber bread, and applesauce.)
Something else we can add to the Things I Generally Don’t Recommend? Immediately checking Facebook after getting back from the hospital. The first thing in my feed: news that my ex has given his new girl, of all of two months, A FUCKING PROMISE RING.
I DATED HIS ASS FOR THREE HELLISH YEARS AND NEVER GOT SO MUCH AS THE SUGGESTION OF THAT.
Excuse me. I need to load up his ghost and beat the shit out of it. After the hell this man put me through, I honestly don’t want to see anything happen to him but his entire life unravel as he tries to put it back together.