So, the OB went looking for the mass and almost knocked me out, right? And he says that if the thing gets removed we might lose that ovary but do you realize there’s also a fucking hernia here
And I’m like “ask again later when I’m not seeing lightning bolts?”
Five minutes later in the room with the books he literally goes down the textbook and
It’s also probably already INCARCERATED even and he’s gonna kill my GP for missing it last month before it got here.
He doesn’t think it’s the mass causing the pain—in fact after the pelvic almost knocked me out, he was positive. It was why he went through the book and looked at the signs of a hernia (after I’d recovered enough to answer his questions) actually. We’re going to need more exams to see if the thing is benign or something else, but the fact is this thing is kicking from one side to the other in my guts along a hernia scar that is literally the same age as me—the hernia that was repaired in it is older (I WASN’T BORN YET).
It gets better/worse: we are having a fuck of a time finding a surgeon who takes my HMO.
Literally my best chance is to blow this thing at work and wind up in the hospital from there.
So yeah, this kinda sucks.