• Nine minutes has never been a quality nap
• I’m groggier than the first wake up
• Who the hell thought nine minutes was a good idea
• It’s been proven scientifically that this disrupts the sleep cycle
• Seriously, who the hell looked at nine minutes and then thought “AH YES, THE PERFECT NAP IN THE MORNING”
…Good morning, I’m mildly sleep deprived, how are you?